Description
If you ask our customers, they'll tell you the "G" stands for genius! Hooked to hit the G-spot, this vibrator's nubby ring kisses the anus and the clit when you rock it back and forth. This toy helped someone we know ejaculate for the first time! Jelly rubber, variable speed. 4-1/2" along the curve x 1-3/8" diameter. Uses two AA batteries.
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Customer Reviews
After I received this toy in the mail, I couldn't help but ponder and ruminate over and over the, not so much correlation, but rather, the connection, between the word "nubby" and the description for a custom HPV-ordered, created, and long untreated as well as excessive case of genital warts. As in, "John Carla or John Para is going in for laser treatment today, because his genital warts are nubbing." As in "He had warts all over his ass and genitalia. They were all nubbing. He had warts in his ass." I should add that the nubby parts on 'Ol Nubby also tend to conjure up generally inane images of genitalia that appear to no longer be in sound health.
Furthermore, after reading through these archives, it seems that the only consistency the Nubby Ole Buddy Ole Pal can claim is its own indelible odor and a base with a diameter not small enough or not dense enough for most women’s vaginal walls. In layman’s terms, the phallic toy smells terrible and is too fat and squishy to fit in most women’s judes.
However, we must, of course, consider Nubby’s composition and, well, its penchant to for gifting women with yeast infections and UTIs, and/or creating defects within her unborn fetus, should she exercise her right to procreate during time of use of President Nubby. We are referenced to these unfortunate byproducts because our precious Nubby Nixon’s contamination of phalates; this fact is acknowledged by none other than, who should I say, “Babe?” of Babeland, herself.
And so, in conclusion, any lady with enough negative karma lucky enough to receive this sex toy may be force to engage in a the worst smelling, sickest sexual play with the squishy chode-esque Nubby W., any woman who actually entertains the idea of interacting with the Nubster will be able to bake bread on her pussy as well as produce offspring at some later date with club feet, long ears, and clefts on chins.
If you ask me, Nubby ”G” does not stand for genius. Nubby G stands for “gross” and “genital warts.” Nubby G did not give my friend an ejaculation. It gave her baby with ambiguous genitalia.
Therefore, I will be giving the Nubby G…. zero stars.
-Horny House in Peking, China
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