i'm a avid diva, a avid diva am i

remember "A man, a plan, a canal: panama!"?
hehe. look at these that i found:

a man, a plan, a butt tub: anal panama!
knob red, no wonder! bonk.
i have a motel car. im a stiff. its a miracle. toma eva hi!
im a lasanga hog, go hang a salami.
hot tuba, put it up a butt, oh!
god! a red nugget! a fat egg under a dog!
drat saddam a mad dastard!
swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.
tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
was it eliots toilet i saw?

and my absolute favorite:
Yo! Banana Boy!

love, peki